I hate people who pretend that they’re smarter than they actually are. Here’s an example from about 4 years ago. I heard this conversation between a friend and his stupid girlfriend.
Stupid girlfriend: Oh xxxx (I can’t remember her name) has just given birth!
Friend: Really? How’s the baby?
Stupid girlfriend: Pretty good except that she’s got slight jaundice.
Friend: Jaundice? What’s jaundice?
Stupid girlfriend: Uhm.. err… ah… err… Man you don’t know what jaundice is? Jaundice! You know… problem with… the joints!
Friend: Oh.
Stupid girlfriend: Yeah! Joint-dis!
Man… I laughed my head off! It was a good thing there was a partitioning wall that kept me out of sight. I couldn’t wait to go tell my doctor friends. Yes it was funny but, think of how that friend will go around for the rest of his life thinking that jaundice is a problem with the joints. He’ll think he has jaundice when he gets arthritis! Here’s another example from a stupid person who regularly pretends to be ALOT smarter than he really is.
Me:(Chewing on ice)
Dumb Mate: Hey you shouldn’t do that.
Me: Yeah? Why? Chipped tooth?
Dumb Mate: No man. You’ll get cancer of the teeth!
Nuff said.
And the most recent from this same idiot:
“Yellow Fever is caused during birth if the mother pushes too hard!”
What the fuck?? You’d think that at this day and age, people would actually look up the facts before they go shooting off stupid random statements. Here’s a good site to look up random facts.
You ready? WIKIPEDIA
Not to mention that this idiot used to brag that he reads encyclopedias. The rest of us are left wondering if the ones that he read were from a reliable source. But then again, I wouldn’t want him to start reading now because if he does, he’ll deprive the rest of us of laughter.
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evry day get stupid kine stuff said an das from smart people i hate when dey try act smatr than u